100% of Your Daily Value of Irony

I saw this bumper sticker today on the way to lunch. Nothing accomplished? Much like your bumper sticker, I see. MoveOn PAC? How about NeverMovedOnFrom2004?
The icing on the cake was the guy in the car next to me. As I leaned out the window to snap the picture, he decided to share the high point of his sex life.
- Mr. Wit: NO, NO, why are you taking a picture of that crappy Honda?
- Me: Not the car, the bumper sticker
- (MW inches forward to get a better look)
- MW, reading: Missionary...position...Accomplished? Heh, heh, heh.