To Put it Bluntly

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Dear Kay Jewelers,

Last night I witnessed one of your commercials. Since then, I have been captivated by your little jingle, "Every kiss begins with Kay". While this is indubitably clever and catchy, I thought perhaps you might like to try getting more to the point.

Therefore, is proud to offer you a free replacement jingle, sung to the same tune:

"Give a Kay and you'll get laid"

After all, why beat around the bush?


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