Hocus Pocus

The highlight of my .NET User Group experience last night was one word.

I was talking to a man who is supposedly in charge of multi-million dollar projects for a large bank. The conversation went something like this:

Multi-Million Dollar Man - "What would you say you do here, exactly?"

Me - "Well, I do C#, ASP.NET, web pages built entirely on the fly. We can do user-editable pages"

MMDM - "Really? How do you connect the database to the page?"

M - "Magic."

That's right kids, I am Bensbane, level 20 code wizard, and you will fear my User Request Wand, +3 vs. Idiots.