Career Opportunity

I read a local news item at lunch today. According to the article, the man in question took $61,064 from a man for whom our entrepreneur was guardian.

Now, as you may have guessed, he got caught. Here's the interesting part: his sentence.

Pay back $40,000.
Pay $5,000 to MN Attorney General.
Pay $2,403.58 to Aitkin County Sheriff's Office.

For those of you following along, that's a total of $47,403.58. Net profit: $13,660.42.

Added bonus: 240 day jail sentence. That means he gets free room and board. Basically, as punishment for his crime, he lives free with a $400/week stipend.

Now all I have to do is get someone to make me their guardian...

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