Shenanigans
Dear DVD player,
I am concerned with your behavior last night. While I recognize that this may have been a Halloween prank of some sort, I must still express my disapproval.
Specifically, when I close your tray and turn your power off, I expect that you actually STAY off. Remaining off until I leave the room and proceeding to resume operation and eject the tray is not a viable alternative. Repeating said action only aggravates the situation.
In conclusion, POLTERGEIST!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Thanks,
Bensbane