Idiots in Real Life
Lunch today can be characterized as an assault on my brain.
WARNING!! The following statements do not compute and are not safe for humans.
Scruffy Subway Customer: I'd like a 12" on white.
Subway Sandwich Artist: What kind?
SSC: A 12".
NEXT!!
Printed on Papa John's coupon: "Expires 30 days"
...from when exactly? Help me out here.