Idiots in Real Life

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Lunch today can be characterized as an assault on my brain.

WARNING!! The following statements do not compute and are not safe for humans.

Scruffy Subway Customer: I'd like a 12" on white.
Subway Sandwich Artist: What kind?
SSC: A 12".

NEXT!!

Printed on Papa John's coupon: "Expires 30 days"

...from when exactly? Help me out here.

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