Pet = Owner

We've all seen pets that look like their owners, but last night I saw it taken to a disturbing level. The pet in question was a fairly tall poodle with the typical poodle haircut. The owner was a tall gray-haired woman. She probably would have been mildly amusing as it was, but for one detail.

The dog's hair was PURPLE.

As much as I had hoped that the pinkish-purple tint to the dog's head and forelegs was a cruel prank instigated by the worst kind of hooligan, the streaks of purple in its owner's locks confirmed my worst fears. This was intentional.