Attention Phishers!

There are ways of crafting emails that will fool unsuspecting users. The following, however, is not one of them.

This may come as a great dissapointment to you, but if you type up the email, print it, crumple it up and carry it around in your pocket for three days, pull it out, blow your nose with it, and then put it on your scanner and save the image, you're not going to fool anyone. Really, you're not. Even if you send it to me twice.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to verify the Citibank account that I don't have.